Author Archive: Morgan Gable
A few of my favorite things
I feel like if I actually tried to write anything of substance right now, all I’d be able to get out was the opening line of the Spongebob song. So due to the fact that my brain is currently taking a vacation somewhere between Gabba Land and Bikini Bottom, I’ve compiled a list of things [...]
Tomato Tomäto Head
I’ve mentioned it a few or 80 times on Twitter that I’ve recently cut out all animal products from my diet. I know, that makes me a vegan. No, I’m not walking around like this: Nor am I wearing my hair in a long braid and clomping around in Jesus sandals. I’m just eating better [...]
Floozy Colors
Since I was a wee lass, I’ve had a thing for nail polish. I remember the first time I recognized my love for it was at a slumber party, when an older girl named Tara painted all our toenails this electric pink (very early 90′s). I was 4 years old and I couldn’t stop staring [...]
What happens in Zumba class…
Watch a few seconds of this, then proceed: Zumba is crazy. I joined a class back in 2009 with my friend Natali and almost immediately went down 2 sizes. I seriously don’t think I had been that skinny since I was about four years old. If you haven’t tried it yet, do so immediately, but [...]
Sometimes I’m actually productive and do things other than whine.
Sooo, I’ve been a bum and haven’t even done anything remotely crafty for the past few months. Maybe it has something to do with using most of my free time taking care of my two children practicing dance moves on YouTube that are clearly not meant for white girls to be attempting, I don’t know. It’s [...]
The Man Cold
My husband has an illness and it has become pretty serious. He came home from work the other day and you could just see it on his face that he was in complete agony. He walked through the front door and didn’t say a word to me, just twisted his face into the most pained expression I’ve [...]
A little ranty rant about post-pregnancy chub. Feel free to tell me to simmer down now.
I should be working out right now. That phrase is pounding in my head any time I find myself with a minute to spare. Right now the kids are both taking a nap and this hour and a half of pure silence and bliss is pretty much the only opportunity I have to do whateva [...]
Wake up! Grab a brush and put a little makeup.
I’ve been home alone with both of the kids for a few weeks, but it only took about 2 hours into that first day for me to go abso-freaking-nuts. Seriously, I was mental. Justin came home from work and found me rocking back and forth in the corner mumbling something about Buzz Lightyear and I’m [...]
Confessions of a Makeup Addict – Part 2
You can catch more creepy details of my makeup obsession by reading Part 1. Right. So my makeup routine didn’t seem all that complicated to me until I actually dumped out everything I use on a regular basis and tried to make some sort of sense out of it in order to take a photo [...]
Confessions of a Makeup Addict – Part 1
I have an addiction. A problem. An obsession. I can’t seem to walk past the MAC counter without snatching up a new eyeshadow. It doesn’t matter if I have a grumpy toddler in tow or if I’m so hungry I could gnaw off my own arm; that is one stop I just can’t pass up. [...]
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