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Morgan Gable
Please don’t Qwit me.
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Have you ever been dumped without any warning at all? Without even a hint as to what you did or said to make this person not like you anymore? I have. Many times.
Me: Butbutbut… please just tell me what I did!
Dumper: Morgan, it’s over. Just let it be.
Me: We had so many good times! Remember [...]
Baby gender anxieties. Also, why I’m scared of boys.
I’m going to be frank with you right now… little boys make me nervous. It must be something to do with the whole ‘fearing the unknown’ thing because I have very little experience in caring for baby boys and I honestly have no idea what it’s all about.
I always dressed up and played house and [...]
It’s not all cuddles and kisses
Like most parents, I tend to post flattering pictures of my child that reflect her little angelic side. You don’t want people to know your kid is really a brat, right?
Well after all this talk about babies and pregnancy, I wanted to be fair and contribute a little dose of daily life with a toddler [...]
Tutorial: How to spend a crap ton of money without getting murdered by your husband
Most of you ladies already know how this works, but I thought I’d let all my newly-married friends in on the process. It doesn’t take very long to master. Also, I’m really in the mood to watch Clueless, so please disregard the random images.
Go shopping with a friend.
Find overpriced outfit and fall in love. Friend [...]
This post could probably be used as a form of birth control.
After reading Talia’s post a few weeks ago about how her youngest daughter pooped in the bathtub, I was feeling mighty pleased that Maddie had never done it. (Oh, hi. Did you think this was going to be about something crafty? If you’re not okay with detailed poop discussions, get out now.)
I’ve heard of babies [...]
I’m really not that hairy, I promise.
The other night, I realized my girlstache was getting out of control and decided it was time to fix that mess. Now, here’s a little background info for all of you who haven’t had the opportunity to peek under my bathroom sink… it’s like a hair-removal CIRCUS under there. I have super magnifying mirrors, razors, [...]
The Following Took Place Between 7:00AM and 7:00PM
Yesterday I took the day off work and stayed home with my sick baby. For those of you who aren’t aware, being a Stay at Home Mom has been a major goal of mine for quite some time… and a job I apparently knew NOTHING about until I actually stayed in my home, chasing around [...]
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