Like most parents, I tend to post flattering pictures of my child that reflect her little angelic side. You don’t want people to know your kid is really a brat, right?
Well after all this talk about babies and pregnancy, I wanted to be fair and contribute a little dose of daily life with a toddler as well. Friends who have been struck by baby fever, this is for you.
- “You’re not cutting my chicken fast enough!! AHHHHHHHH!”
- “I am faking this to get more attention! How dare you safely watch the road and not ME!? AHHHHHHHHHH!”
- “I’d rather break your pinky than sit still for two whole minutes while waiting for the doctor to see me for my illness! Even after you took extra time off work & had to skip your lunch just to bring me here! SELFISH WOMAN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
HAHAHHAHAAHHA!!! The last one is my favorite!